If at first you don’t succeed, pound.
“Justin Bieber hopes [Anne Frank] would have been his devoted fan […] “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber,” he wrote.” – CNN
January 22, 1943
One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a…
Nicki Minaj Slowed Down Is Jay-Z
Dude’s got that suuuuuuuperrrrrr baaaaaasssssss.
Creepy
To everyone sharing that Powerball ticket picture on Facebook because you think one of you will be randomly selected to win a million dollars:
DID WE NOT JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT FALLING FOR FACEBOOK CHAIN LETTERS?!
(Now reblog this post and we’ll mail you a velociraptor.)
Imma get me a raptor!
WORTH SEEING: Ghost in the elevator prank. I would only be able to urinate and cry. It would be just an elevator full of pee, tears and screaming ghost child.
