RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
There is nothing more frustrating

…than playing Flappy Bird on a subway.

rollingstone:

Two Polish fans honored Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman with a traffic sign dubbed “Jeff Hanneman’s Circle Pit.”

Fuckin SLAYER!
cracked:

[MUFFLED “I MELT WITH YOU” BY MODERN ENGLISH PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
The 12 Best Valentine’s Day Gifts for True Nerds

#12. A Chunk of Gallium
Gallium is a metal with a melting point of 85.57 degrees Fahrenheit, which means that at room temperature it is a solid, silvery chunk. But hold it in your hand and that shit melts like a T-1000 terminator in a lava and sparks factory. … I suppose if you’re the sentimental type you could do the heart-shape thing and put the metal in their hand. Then when it starts to melt, just look at them victoriously and yell, “METAPHOR!” The great thing about gallium is that it’s cheap. You can get 20 grams for $16 at Amazon.

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cracked:

[MUFFLED “I MELT WITH YOU” BY MODERN ENGLISH PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

The 12 Best Valentine’s Day Gifts for True Nerds

#12. A Chunk of Gallium

Gallium is a metal with a melting point of 85.57 degrees Fahrenheit, which means that at room temperature it is a solid, silvery chunk. But hold it in your hand and that shit melts like a T-1000 terminator in a lava and sparks factory. … I suppose if you’re the sentimental type you could do the heart-shape thing and put the metal in their hand. Then when it starts to melt, just look at them victoriously and yell, “METAPHOR!” The great thing about gallium is that it’s cheap. You can get 20 grams for $16 at Amazon.

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lifehackable:

(x)

theclearlydope:

Snakes wearing hats. 

Because.

Internet.

collegehumor:

You’re not the boss of me, BITCH.

I lol’d.

collegehumor:

You’re not the boss of me, BITCH.

I lol’d.

collegehumor:

White People Try to High Five
If at first you don’t succeed, pound.

collegehumor:

White People Try to High Five

If at first you don’t succeed, pound.

collegehumor:

He’ll be the biggest hit at the party.

Hahahahahahahahaha

collegehumor:

“Justin Bieber hopes [Anne Frank] would have been his devoted fan […] “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber,” he wrote.”CNN

January 22, 1943

One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a…