…than playing Flappy Bird on a subway.
[MUFFLED “I MELT WITH YOU” BY MODERN ENGLISH PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
#12. A Chunk of Gallium
Gallium is a metal with a melting point of 85.57 degrees Fahrenheit, which means that at room temperature it is a solid, silvery chunk. But hold it in your hand and that shit melts like a T-1000 terminator in a lava and sparks factory. … I suppose if you’re the sentimental type you could do the heart-shape thing and put the metal in their hand. Then when it starts to melt, just look at them victoriously and yell, “METAPHOR!” The great thing about gallium is that it’s cheap. You can get 20 grams for $16 at Amazon.
Snakes wearing hats.
You’re not the boss of me, BITCH.
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January 22, 1943
One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a…